Rejected from McSweeney's: Fantasy Architecture Film Festival

October 15, 2014

So you know how sports people are always talking about “fantasy football” or “fantasy baseball” or whatever? It turns out that they aren’t talking about a sports team filled with characters from fantasy novels or films. (That would be so much more awesome, I know!) What they mean instead is that they are “fantasizing” about the best team ever, in which they select the players for the different positions from any team. (Or something like that, the specific workings escape me.) Well, in the spirit of these fantasy sports enthusiasts, I would like to propose a fantasy architectural film festival, which would include all the films I’d like to show, if I had infinite time and an extremely patient audience. Here we go!

Obviously

Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream Home

Blade Runner

The Truman Show

Metropolis

Labyrinth

The Heroic Architect

The Towering Inferno

Inception

The Fountainhead*

(ok, yes, it’s a short category, we aren’t very heroic.)

They’re in the Walls

Die Hard

Brazil

The Matrix

The Italian Job

Ocean’s Eleven

Mission: Impossible

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Pretty much all the heist films

If You Build It, We Will Destroy It With Special Effects

Earthquake

The Towering Inferno (yes, again)

The Day After Tomorrow

Twister (ok, so it’s mostly fields, cows, and cars that get destroyed, but some buildings do too!)

Escape From New York**

Ghostbusters***

Jumanji (omg when the floor turns into quicksand?? or when the whole house basically becomes a jungle?? so cool)

Pretty much all the disaster movies

Lots of superhero movies (and I’m looking at you, Transformers franchise)

It’s the Future, Stupid

THX-1138

Logan’s Run

Of course, there are dozens of other movies where architecture plays a starring role, rather than the part of an extra. These are just the best ones that I can think of right now. Also many of the films above could fall into more than one category, so feel free to watch them more than once. I would.

This post brought to you by inspired by Geoff Manaugh at BLDGBLOG.

(*ironically)

(**not actually filmed in New York)

(***at least partially filmed in New York)